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Beware!!! i'm flipping bonkers

Its nearly f***ing July!  Where has all the time gone!?  Anyway, the month may change but some things wont.  The government still lies through its arse about Iraq and everything else too, Justin *spit in horror* Timberlake still annoys me more than life itself, Metallica are still f*****g amazing,  England are still loosing at cricket and Im still as crazily bonkers as is inhumanly possible.  However, some things have changedFiorentina have got their name back, Milan are European Champions and Osama Bin Laden (or at least a look-alike) is a cult hero!

 

June was a weird month, all the exams finished, much to the delight of everyone, followed by a prom in which I would gladly have cut out the DJs throat and sent it in a UN aid package for the starving Iraqis, followed by an insane drinking fest to cap it off!

I have borrowed some photos of this rather strange event from Markus and Phillip, so enjoy (but not too much).

 

The war on Iraq has provided us with some great quotes!  One obviously funny crowd chant was that of   We love Bush by Bagdhad citizens (who says the Middle East is all bad?)  Such peace placards as The only Bush Id trust is my own and the infamous Iraqi information minister stating weve killed them allwell most of them gave further laughs.  With a statement like that he should join the Labour party!

 

Id like to finish with an apology, to those year 7s who I misled.  I claimed to be called Aurora Borealis, a Latvian dissident who lives with his grandmother and has links to Hamas.  Aurora is sorry, he is awaiting deportation.

 

THOUGHT OF THE MONTH A woman is like a black bin liner, rub it gently between your fingers and she opens up.

 

INSULT OF THE MONTH smerige kankerhoer = dirty cancer suffering whore (dutch)

 

WOMAN OF THE MONTH FEDERICA FONTANA (see pic right)

 

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Italian TV's equivelent of Des Lynam...but much nicer!!!

5 BEST SONGS IVE HEARD THIS MONTH

1. Deftones Needles and Pins

2. Metallica - Frantic

3. Poison Idea Dont Ask Me Why

4. Yeah Yeah Yeahs Pin

5. The Datsuns Motherfucker from Hell

 


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